[Y]ou can’t become a vegan, all the vegans I’ve ever met are angry. I’m not sure if that’s because they’re weird or just permanently hungry.Comedy Gold and +1 Insightful! What a combo.
Showing posts with label One-Liners. Show all posts
Showing posts with label One-Liners. Show all posts
Tuesday, September 6, 2011
Quote of the Day
From The Dogg:
Tuesday, August 30, 2011
Problem Solved!
"Boy throws rocks at cars, gets hit by crossbow"
Ha!
There is of course only one appropriate response, namely "Do you see what happens? Do you see what happens, Larry?"
Ha!
"The San Diego Union-Tribune newspaper says his injuries are not life-threatening."Even better! This sounds like the feel-good story of the year.
There is of course only one appropriate response, namely "Do you see what happens? Do you see what happens, Larry?"
Friday, August 26, 2011
Good Advice
From a Reddit post on things that people have learned.
There's a lot of boilerplate (not necessarily bad boilerplate, but boilerplate nonetheless). But my favourite was this, from user 'chasingagoldenhorse':
There's a lot of boilerplate (not necessarily bad boilerplate, but boilerplate nonetheless). But my favourite was this, from user 'chasingagoldenhorse':
If you live in an unstable country, always eat your breakfast. You never know if you might get arrested before lunch. At around 11 PM the difference starts to sink in.Huh!
Thursday, August 25, 2011
Friday, August 19, 2011
Musician's Hell
Having to perform in a packed auditorium with the audience constantly clapping slightly faster than the beat, as they inevitably do, forever.
Check out a great example at about 40 seconds into this video of James performing 'Sit Down'. They get off the beat, and then just keep getting faster. Argh!
Just once, I want to be in an audience comprised entirely of musicians, clapping along to a live performance and actually keeping time.
Check out a great example at about 40 seconds into this video of James performing 'Sit Down'. They get off the beat, and then just keep getting faster. Argh!
Just once, I want to be in an audience comprised entirely of musicians, clapping along to a live performance and actually keeping time.
Monday, August 15, 2011
The McBain Movie
Something I only recently found out.
In the early Simpsons episodes, the scenes featuring the character 'McBain' were written so as to form a movie when played back to back.
You can watch the McBain movie here.
Classic stuff!
In the early Simpsons episodes, the scenes featuring the character 'McBain' were written so as to form a movie when played back to back.
You can watch the McBain movie here.
Classic stuff!
Thursday, August 4, 2011
Samuel Johnson on Blogging
"No man but a blockhead ever wrote, except for money."
(source)
Ha!
I'm guessing Google Adsense, even were I to have it, would not be sufficient to alter the opinion of the great Dr Johnson on this current writing enterprise.
Sunday, July 31, 2011
Thursday, July 21, 2011
Same Same, but Different
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