'Barty'.
'Zarty'
'Zub'
'Trub'.
What am I getting at?
Musicians are lazy. They don't tend to come up with many original rhyming words. And there's certain themes that they want to sing about a lot, namely being out at nightclubs and parties.
Currently, the Bacardi Rum company has a monopoly on being the only alcohol company whose name rhymes with the word 'party'. As a result, they get millions of dollars of free advertising from lazy musicians who write down something about a party, can't figure out what comes next, and think of Bacardi. For example, here. Or here. Or here. Or here. Or here. Or here. Or here. Or... well, you get the idea.
There's no good reason for this. For example, 50 Cent's "In Da Club':
Go, go, go shawtyThere's plenty of other good substitute lines you could put in there:
It's your birthday
We gon' party like it's yo birthday
We gon' sip Bacardi like it's your birthday
We gon' party like it's yo birthdayOkay, so maybe we're seeing why most of the other words that rhyme with 'party' don't work (the second best is 'hardy', which sounds kind of weak and awkward).
Some guy was farty, ruining your birthday
Lots of castrati here for your birthday
Magna Carti gives rights on your birthday
Bottom line? It makes total sense for some other alcohol company to start competing on the 'alcohols rhyming with party' line.
50 cent also illustrates why 'Trub' and 'Zub' might be good names - there aren't many alcohols that rhyme with 'club'. Look at the lame extent he's forced to go to in the song:
You can find me in the club, bottle full of bub'Bub'? Really? That's lame as hell. It's bad enough that it's short for bubbly, which is a chick name for a chick drink, or something that happens at classy celebrations. You really think 50 cent would be drinking champagne if the conventions of song-writing didn't apply? I think not.
But he would gladly be drinking Shylock Holmes excellent new mix drink 'Zub'.
When someone makes millions of dollars this way, I will of course file suit.
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